Sure I’m knocking religion…
Posted by: ryno in Humour, crazy people, diary, fundamentalism, humor, tags: crazy people, diary, fundamentalism, humor, Humour, Jehovah's Witnesses, Jehovah’s Witnesses… but they knocked first.
Today was pretty-well a washout. I just wanted to lie there and hurt. (Well, didn’t want to, per se, but that was just what was going down.)
The arrival of an unctuous greasy-haired git in a poo-brown shirt and his fundy-hairdo-wearing lady pal (she of the ghastly purple home-made outfit and Church Lady hair)
sent Connie off.
She declared, “Lo, I am created Poodle, Destroyer Of Doorknocking Loons. Fear me.” (Or something similar: it just sounds like Rabid Rottweiler to the uninitiated.)
I got to the door to see God’s Little Fashion Statements ascending the stairs. Our screen door is that cheesegrater kind of metal mesh, and I can see out while visitors can’t see in.
“Go away.” (I was in no mood to bandy words.)
“But we’re here to tell you…” (all the while pulling a copy of The Good News Made Even More Condescending or something similar from his Swag-O’-Tracts)…
“Go away.”
He had another try.
“Go away.”
At last they left. I suspect this has something to do with those loony preachers who say something three times, yes three times, THREE TIMES when in full spate.
As an afterthought, I called out to them, asking them to take this address off their visiting list. Still, I don’t think they’ll stay way unless Measures Are Taken.
Hmmm.
Or does one of my pair of readers have a better idea?
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