Disclaimer

Long Form:
This blog is made up of recollection (which may be inaccurate), satire (which may draw on life, but brings its own crayons and often Goes Outside The Lines), bullshit (which may or may not be amusing, but is intended to be), and my opinion (which is inevitably wrong).

The very passage you are objecting to is the most untrue of all the presposterously-unbelievable things written herein. What is more, the characters are so poorly-written they must be fictitious.

As in any fictional autobiography, the blogonaut’s experiences feed the eventual narrative. If you identify yourself in any of this twaddle, then you’re identifying a little too strongly with a made-up character. Perhaps you could borrow the curtains and dress up as Superman instead. Won’t help you fly, will it?

Still, if your faith exceeds your sense, why not jump?

Short Form:
Meh.

Worse Yet:
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