The Ryno Pen

And for all the little Hortenses who are responsible for Herself feeling a tad GRAAAAARR at the moment.

I rarely lift a pen in anger, but this just seemed to fit.

^{The lettering is courtesy of GIMP, because my handwriting is utter crap.}

Why angry? How would you feel, after wrangling a blog for a group of technical morons, gratis, for over a year, to receive a hand-written letter, by snail-mail, in curly scrawl, in which the word “blog” was capitalised and dot-punctuated as “B.L.O.G.” every gawdamned time it was written, demanding that links to other blogs and groups be removed.

No reason for the request, but I wish them lots of luck getting any traffic to their vanity project from here on.

The Good Woman owns the domain registration and website, but she’s too noble to turn it over to nice, profitable click-farming or pr0n. They’re bloody lucky it’s not me, or I’d have a quilted goatse on the main page by now.