I don’t do Halloween, Easter, Christmas, or any of those.
TLAPD is a bit of an exception: H. L. Mencken said it best: “Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.”
Yup. I’m down with H.L. on that.
Still…
[adopts terrible parody of screaming queen voice....]
I was out shopping with Herself, and we were in that Horrid Little Cloth Shop, and…
I….SAW…IT!
If ever an outfit was made for me, this was the One, omigod-omigod-omigod!!!
(Apply directly to the forehead.)
If I don’t make it back before then, I have a Halloween story saved up for you.
G’night, the Both Of Yer!
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