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Australia’s Federal and State leaders are keen to do something about alcohol-related violence.

It seems to me that the answer is under our noses…

Remember the furore, not all that long ago, about unscrupulous people plopping roofies into the Candy Shandies of unsuspecting soon-to-be victims of sexual assault?

Roofies in the drink for everybody =

No More Fights!

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Result!