The Ryno Pen

The good people at Akismet deal with a great many spam comments (spomments) so you don’t need to see them. I have a quick look when I’m flushing the spomment trap, because
(a) some legitimate comment may have slipped in, and
(b) the language of some spomments is pure poetry.

You couldn’t write some of this stuff intentionally, even if you were doing Sting’s tantric stuff and drinking Jon Anderson’s magic mint tea too.

Still, there was a concept in today’s flush that inspired me: “Amateur garden porn“.

Okayyy then:

Thank you for playing.

(Serious post later.)